Friday, March 18, 2011

Alcoholic Humor

How can you tell the difference between a moderate drinker, a heavy drinker and an alkie?

A moderate drinker goes in the bar, orders a drink and goes to the bathroom. He comes out and there is a fly in his drink. He pushes the drink back to the bartender and orders another.

A heavy drinker goes in the bar, orders a drink and goes to the bathroom. He comes out and there is a fly in his drink. He picks the fly out of the drink and drinks his drink.

An alkie goes in the bar, orders a drink and goes to the bathroom. He comes out and there is a fly in his drink. He picks the fly up and tells him to spit it out, SPIT IT OUT!!!

Thursday, March 17, 2011


Happy St. Patricks Day and a very happy 11th Birthday to my grandson Brody today!

My meeting today was on gratitude. I am so grateful for the program and people of AA and my higher power whom I chose to call God. Without all that, I would not be sober today. I am grateful that my seat was open when I was ready to come back to AA. I am grateful that I will be at my grandson's birthday dinner tonight instead of a bar pretending to be Irish.

Today is a beautiful day out here in Michigan. I appreciate what God has given me today. Make today a wonderful day.